With global infrastructure collapsing, seas rising, wages dropping, safety nets crumbling, and food prices soaring... DISASTER SKILLS ARE A MUST. After the apocalypse, Old Navy will be atomic rubble and H&M will be underwater, so you won't be able to plunk down $20 and get a sweater. We'll eat and wear what we grow or make ourselves.
So as a public service - and a fundraiser - Picture the Homeless is offering DISASTER SKILLS: KNITTING 101!! Expert knitter (and PTH Lead Organizer) Marie Laport will lead this training designed for the complete beginner, as well as folks whose knitting has become a little rusty.
$20 gets you yarn, needles, COFFEE, tea, and learnin'!
Saturday. December 15th, 11AM
Office of Picture the Homeless: 2427 Morris Avenue / Bronx NY / 4 or D train to Fordham Road
For more info, contact Marie Laport (646-314-6423; email@example.com)
Remember: having a ton of Facebook friends won't stop the zombies, Twitter won't save your family from starving, and the Kardashians won't keep you warm in the nuclear winter.
THE FUTURE IS DIY OR DIE.